Dear Red States,
I am writing this letter today to inform you of my decision to leave. I know we’ve done some great things in the past, and a part of me wants to stay with you to work it out. But the fact remains that there are irreconcilable differences between us, and I believe that after some thought, it will be clear to all involved that separation is the best course of action.
I will never forget the times that we had together, before you changed so much that I don’t even know who you are anymore. Even today, after all that has gone on, I can still remember when you were there for me, after September 11th, and smile. Never had I felt so strongly that I belonged with you. But then we get to the bad parts, your insistence on controlling our financial affairs, on telling me who we can and cannot marry — I’m gonna stop, because if I keep listing these differences, we’ll just both get angry.
Look, you will always have a place in my heart. Parts of you can be so beautiful, simple, and kind. And I know that I will always be remembered by you, if not fondly. I just think that we’ve grown so far apart, and until you get rid of that unsightly shrub at the top of house, we just cannot remain together.
Please accept this decision and move on. I have friends to the east and to the north who I know will accept me, so you do not have to worry. I know there is a part of you that wants to force me to stay, but I also know that there are other voices telling you, “Good riddance,” or “This is probably for the best.” I urge you to please listen to those voices, instead of embarrassing us in front of the whole world with another “me strong you not” episode.
yours,
NYC