hyvää ystävänpäivää!
Back in college, some crazy irresponsible assholes (with whom I had no involvement whatsoever, and if someone tells you otherwise, they’re probably a filthy communist spy spreading disinformation about upstanding citizens such as myself) used to distribute these little things all over campus every year around this time.
I got one that said, “Please stop stalking me, freak” in my sophomore year. And since then, I have not stalked anybody.
The year after that, I got one that says “ha ha, nobody loves you.” And since then, I have been a habitual drunkard.
Happy Trifon Zarezan (Wine-grower’s Day)!
February 18th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
I’m pretty sure I was the one who sent the “please stop stalking me.” You totally didn’t stop stalking after that, though — if anything, the rate of your stalking increased.